Homey’s feeling generous (don’t get used to it).

Join the waitlist now and lock in 50% off when we launch.
Plus, if you’re one of the
first 100 to sign up, Homey’s giving you a whole year of the Elite Plan — free.
Yes, free. Like zero dollars. You can even brag about it later. 😎

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